WTF girl! That looks like prison underwear. And close your legs in public before people start thinking they’re serving week old fish soup at that joint. Oh, and the vacationing Florida grandmother glasses are a nice touch.

And no, he wasn’t having an affair with her mole. I don’t blame him really. SJP is too damn long in the face and she hasn’t won a single horse race for him even though he’s entered her in several. Plus, it aint easy shoeing horses. You try hammering nails through high heels day after [...]

The whore train keeps a rollin. 15 year old skank in training Miley Cyrus is being considered for the movie Undiscovered Gyrl, according to MSNBC. Miley would portray “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity,” the souce said, adding: “There would definitely be nude scenes.” Sounds like a bio [...]

It’s the Kardashians vs Deion Sanders family. This is what morons watch when they only have a tin foil antenna. [NBC]

Miley Cyrus is now selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay. Already a prostitute!. Didn’t take long did it? Starting Tuesday her fans pedophiles will have the chance to win a date with her. I wonder just what that date includes and if it includes a free trip to the VD clinic.

Eva Mendes is the new face of CK lingerie and it looks like it will be a sexy campaign. Nice to see them using a woman who isn’t all skin draped on a skeleton. She has some nice curves.

According to breaking press reports, Bale is alleged to have attacked his mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at London’s Dorchester Hotel - with the pair filing their allegation at a police station in Hampshire, England yesterday. Scotland Yard spokesman: “A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in [...]

He no doubt also claims to have rubbed a few out while watching it. According to Great Britain’s The Daily Mail, a cameraman is trying to pedddle a Maddona/Alex Rodriguez sex tape. He claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by one of the singer’s Kabbalah friends, allegedly used [...]

Oh yeah!

I guess that means at least one person still gives a toss about this old hag from children’s tales. Someone threw a rock at Madonna’s SUV earlier this week as it was traveling through Central Park. That’s the story anyway. I’m thinking her VD jumped from her withered old cooch and finally made it’s escape. [...]